Tom Hiddleston Appreciation Post.

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HIDDLESTON. HIDDLESTON. TOM FUCKING HIDDLESTON!!!

In case you were unaware, this handsome beauty before us is the brilliant actor Tom Hiddleston. He is very tall, plays a Norse god, a detective's assistant, a rich lord's son, a captain, and various other roles as well. He is kind, and apparently responds to written letters with his own written letters scrawled in the most terrible, but precious handwriting. Had I the chance to write this man, I would FRAME the letter.


(Insert: Tom Hiddleston)

I LOVE this man. His smile, his eyes, his hair- GOD THAT HAIR- and I want him both for breakfast, lunch, dinner and on Tuesdays if weather permits, for BRUNCH as well! He is lanky compared to Chris Hemsworth, (Thor) but that gives us many things to admire from him, including the following (in no specific order), which I enjoy very much:


1: His neck.

Look at this man- look at that neck. So perfect and thin with arched lines and small freckles here and there. Just take a moment to bask in the sight of his neck, will you? Because not only does he show it off nicely, but every time there is a scene with Loki and drama, (such as here: )

we get a beautiful view of him swallowing or flexing.



2: His hands.
I do not know if you knew this before, but Tom Hiddleston gives off a LOT of "handporn" photos. And I mean a LOT.

You know what they say about long fingers. And more to the point, at least TWICE in the Thor movie, Loki gets some good hand shots!

Speaking of long fingers, let's talk about Number 3: Tom's "Monster crotch". Let me be the first of this post to say that this is, in fact, a real thing, and a real term to use for Tom Hiddleston. They have an entire Tumblr dedicated to this man's lovely nether regions, and how large they appear HERE. And let's face it, Tom, though jeans have been creating fake boners since their inception into this world, YOU cannot get around that when EVERY pair of pants you wear has the same effect. I will only post one picture, due to one being enough:

"Nuff Said."


And IF it wasn't bad enough HAVING this monstrosity between his legs, Tom, in an attempt to make us fangirls and fanboys swoon (and notice it MORE), he:
4: SITS LIKE A HOOKER.

Now, do not mistake my terminology as some kind of insult, because let me tell you (and you as well Tom) we REALLY enjoy that he does this. Loki in the comics also sat like this!


"Tom, what are you doing, Tom? You are not Loki, Tom!"



5: His eyes.

His eyes are grey like mine, and they reflect EVERY COLOUR PUT TO HIS FACE. They are fucking GORGEOUS. And not to mention, expressive! His eyes are a pool of the universe, and it is easy to get lost in those eyes.

Can you tell I am Hiddlestoned yet....? No...?



Loki, Magnus, William, and any other character played by Tom Hiddleston you wish to think of, I love them ALL. He is just- so- ahhh!!! Which brings us to reason 6: His sense of humour.

Tom is a silly guy- he obviously laughs all the time with those laugh lines around his eyes! Since it is easier to smile than frown, and uses less muscles, to get as many laugh lines as he has around his eyes, you have to laugh a LOT. Which Tom does!


7: EHEHEHEHEHEHEH!

I want to put this man in every fandom. Stick him in Star Trek- make him voice Vader, I WANT HIM AS THE MASTER IN DR. WHO. Just DO IT. *swoons* He has the best smile and the best laugh. EVER.


8: The VOICE.

Listened to The Red Necklace.... and my heart melted with glorious purpose..... he speaks so posh and I love his laugh lines.



Final words:
Tom Hiddleston deserves SO much appreciation and love, and laughter! I enjoy him and everything about him, now end this with more pictures. XD
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If you'll but give me a moment.

qwertyuiopasfgjklzxcbmsdfghjlkxcvnmasrfgjklk!!!!!!111!!one!

I feel better. Good sweet Odin Allfather! The bittersweet Hiddles feels! Cannot contain!!!!! OMIGOSH, it is NO wonder why his fans call him the Life Ruiner. I'm going to be single forever after learning about the existence of this wonderful man! Those eyes, those hands, that voice!

PLEASE TELL ME WHERE I CAN GO TO WRITE TO HIM! I was considering it before you mentioned it, but no I HAVE to write to him. And no cheap, typed Word document on blank paper. I'm talkin' full out stationary, ink, complete with original sketches just for him!~

Just when I thought I was getting my fangirl over this man under control, you write this. :iconcursesplz: I love you, Avi!